PASCAL!!
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And she’s screaming from laughter and I run in thinking she about to die and I see that and I’m like…
You’re so weird. <3 Ashlee and Alex.
PRETEND YOU’RE THE WIND. FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.
oh god, I had to do another…
Journey: Walk towards a mountain.
Deus Ex: Human Revolution.
You get horribly mutilated at the start of the game and get extra points for crawling through vents without attacking anyone. This leads to dying a lot before your girlfriend breaks your heart.
Kingdom Hearts II
You wake up and learn you’ve missed a whole chunk of your life and realize that you still have to save your friend who pulled you into this whole mess and frankly you become obsessed with him and ignore the girl you USED to love. You have to save all the worlds again not only from the heartless but from a group of nobodies called Organization 13 who will continually be annoying and try to stop you from saving said worlds and rescuing your new love of your life apparently.
You beat each other up with ridiculous weapons and semi functional yet ridiculously ornate outfits so that guy doesn’t get the magic sword before you do.
The Soul Calibur Saga.
You walk around and kill random people, watch your family die, and climb shit then in the end of it all, you learn that you did ALL of it for fucking nothing. You then proceed to create a rather large hole in your wall from chunking your controller at said wall.
Assassin’s Creed II
omg
Mind fuck.
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My response to little children showing up at my house
‘SUP MY NIGGA’
WATCH THIS NOW! EPIC! JUST EPIC!
getting goosebumps!! <3
clearly i’m more of a disney fan than i thought. i’m all teary and goosepimpley. not even exaggerating.
maybe i just miss my childhood.
no it’s just rAINING ON MY FACE THAT’S ALL
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG DISNEY. THIS IS JUST MAGIC.
WATERFALLS ON MY FACE. LADSJFLAKJWELFJALSDJF
I love the Dragon Heart song that was thrown in there. It gave me chills. FOREVER REBLOG. <3
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